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If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xDIf You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
Sometimes i wish i could find my things on google.Sometimes i wish i could find my things on google.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
akward moment when somebody says wa*sup my nigga to michael jackson..:)akward moment when somebody says wa*sup my nigga to michael jackson..:)
if you love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never wasif you love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never was
Half drunk is a waste of MoneyHalf drunk is a waste of Money
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriageLost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
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