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I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
High Heels ♥
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
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