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I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
Being a free psychologist to your friends
Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
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