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Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
Friends like mine are hard to find. There are so many pubs and they could be in any of them.
Getting caught in those "Its not what it looks like" moments.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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