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When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3
When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .
I still love you.. Why can't you understand this.? Maybe you don't love me anymore,but why can't you say that to me.? :((
Never wanted it to be so cold... Just didn't drink enough to say you love me...
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
I've lost my bear , can I sleep with u? =]
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
People said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :P
I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!
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