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Best Facebook status updates - March - Page 99
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
If it makes you happy, do it! ;D
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