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Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
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