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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgiveI can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
When I first saw you my heart skipped a beat!! ♥! Lol jk, I have a cardiac arrhythmia... xPWhen I first saw you my heart skipped a beat!! ♥! Lol jk, I have a cardiac arrhythmia... xP
I've lost my bear,can I sleep with u? =]I've lost my bear,can I sleep with u? =]
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Barney Stinson.Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Barney Stinson.
Once a Cheater........Always a Cheater<3Once a Cheater........Always a Cheater<3
Life is too short to remove USB safely. (:Life is too short to remove USB safely. (:
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