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Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat.""Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastardNot texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.Having too much month left at the end of the money.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a testGiving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act SingleDont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
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