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Sometimes a hug can mean more than wordsSometimes a hug can mean more than words
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you areListening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked.""Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to youGetting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Like this if u are tired of school already d:Like this if u are tired of school already d:
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