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A woman needs a man who protects her, a man who never lies, a man who spoils her and she needs to keep these men from finding out about each other :PA woman needs a man who protects her, a man who never lies, a man who spoils her and she needs to keep these men from finding out about each other :P
Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive"."I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Cheating on my Exam: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) ;DCheating on my Exam: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) ;D
That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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