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I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
all we need is diet.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
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