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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 116

"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. ""Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3
That aqward moment when your friend hits on your Bf/gf and dosent know that your going outThat aqward moment when your friend hits on your Bf/gf and dosent know that your going out
Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...
PS:Never give up..:PS:Never give up..:
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
-You are too smart. -What does thet mean? -You are annoying!!!!-You are too smart. -What does thet mean? -You are annoying!!!!
if you love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never wasif you love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never was
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
to see you naked ^^to see you naked ^^
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