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Best Facebook status updates - March - Page 115
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
Love makes you hold on to things you should not but who are we to know any better?
There's only two times I want to be with you; now and forever ♥
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
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