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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 114
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleeping but never want to go to bed early.
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
"No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad".
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
I'm tired of giving my heart away, it always comes back broken!
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