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F**k love..anyway who cares..F**k love..anyway who cares..
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
I used to be friendly with some people(they misused)..but I don't do this anymoreI used to be friendly with some people(they misused)..but I don't do this anymore
When I first saw you my heart skipped a beat!! ♥! Lol jk, I have a cardiac arrhythmia... xPWhen I first saw you my heart skipped a beat!! ♥! Lol jk, I have a cardiac arrhythmia... xP
I don't deserve anything :/I don't deserve anything :/
Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)
I Love Weed ♥I Love Weed ♥
In our last call you said: "I'll talk to you later" and you never didIn our last call you said: "I'll talk to you later" and you never did
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