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I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
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