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...with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake...
I hate idiots that create their own bad weather, then stand in the rain and say shit..it's raining!
Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
Being around someone so much, you catch their habbits
Guys who still open doors for girls
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