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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 129
I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
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