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That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...
What if I accidentally rape you?What if I accidentally rape you?
-You are too smart. -What does thet mean? -You are annoying!!!!-You are too smart. -What does thet mean? -You are annoying!!!!
Once a Cheater........Always a Cheater<3Once a Cheater........Always a Cheater<3
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked ""I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!
Unknown Drunken InjuriesUnknown Drunken Injuries
I blame disney for my high expectations of boysI blame disney for my high expectations of boys
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