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Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.
forgetting to come home
LIKE IF:I walk into a room, forget what I need, I walk out, and then remember.
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
Oh your mad at me for doing that, but if you did It it would be okay..
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a pirate, always be a pirate.
Just remember one thing, I'm always here if you need me.
The worst feeling is being forgotten about by someone you will never forget
That constant battle between getting up to pee or staying in bed.
I hate it when i sleep at someones house and wake up AGES before them.
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