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Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
Forgiveness is a gift, not an invitation to do the same thing again
If you give your all to someone who does not do the same, It is not your fault when they get upset for when you stop. Expectation is not being giving. And Being half honest is not being faithful.
Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
Nasi pad*ng kok ada gorengan tempenya, udah macam warteg aja.. hadeuuh.. aya2 we..
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
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