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The awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out of the way, but they move in the same direction so you keep doing that for like a minute.
No regrets, they don't work
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
I love people who text back instantly
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
I'd rather be hated for what I am than be loved for what I am not .. :(
There is nothing my heart can do now.
Enough With The Poking, Let's Just Have Sex Already!
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