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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Single, sexy and ready to party!Single, sexy and ready to party!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicappedMen are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn MonroeA wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questionsDreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
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