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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 22
Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
Weridoooo ;D -yeah you ! :D
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a gla*s splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." — Neil Gaiman (The Kindly Ones)
You must: 1. Get sexy 2. Dump a bf/gf 3. Relax 4. Get drunk 5. And enjoy Because it is... SUMMER TIME !
the akward moment when my boyfriend get's cought with a cellphone on an exam and I sent him the answers
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the gra*s, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my a*s =)
I'm not a b*tch, i'm just honest.
I want you to LEAVE,and be happy, and NOT come back.
OH MAI GAH! I GOT MY PEW PEW GUNS OUT OF AMMO!!!
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