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~ The Soul's Shadow ~ There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ ~ Philosopher's Words ~
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)
Blaming it on PMS
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
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