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Sometimes I just want a hug.
Seeing an old pic of urself & wondering why you were let out of the house.
I like watching raindrops race across my window and silently cheer for them.
"Only a vampire can love you forever". that is why I'm looking for one.
Why do cartoons never change their clothes?
Catching yourself smiling while texting and people look at you like a freak
I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)
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