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Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
Sitting in maths and thinking, nananananananana batman
I'm saving my first kiss for marriage
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.
I won`t live for ever, So it`s now or never.
The awkward feeling when a friend leaves you with someone you don't know...
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