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I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
Like if you don't smoke.
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
You Are Never Too Old For A Disney Movie
When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile :)
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
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