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I used to be friendly with some people(they misused)..but I don't do this anymore
why my body vibrate when I see you ? because of you .. NOT AT ALL .. it's my phone reminding Me to forget the past :P
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
blaah :P you know :)
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
Angel by day,Devil by night!
I love you, but... food is food :P
Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)
I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!
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