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I want it, now i don`t, now...i want it again.. now i don`t know what i actually want.
I Hate That Kid Who Reminds The Teacher About Tests Or Quizes
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥
How play fighting turns into kissing :)
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
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