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"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
My Best Friend is a Sagittarius! ^_^
the akward moment when my boyfriend get's cought with a cellphone on an exam and I sent him the answers
if you love something let it go. if it comes back to you its yours forever. if it doesnt then it never mean to be
I love you. You love her. She loves him. He loves another guy. That guy loves another girl. And that girl loves another girl from the next door. Is that clear enough?
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a gla*s splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." — Neil Gaiman (The Kindly Ones)
jst vjm da ti vjš da jst vjm da ti vjš da jst vjm..
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
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