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Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questionsDreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
We have NO friends in common ... so how the hell did You find me ??!!We have NO friends in common ... so how the hell did You find me ??!!
I miss you,you dumb a*s!I miss you,you dumb a*s!
the awkward moment when your friend becomes a presidentthe awkward moment when your friend becomes a president
Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
Nasi pad*ng kok ada gorengan tempenya, udah macam warteg aja.. hadeuuh.. aya2 we..Nasi pad*ng kok ada gorengan tempenya, udah macam warteg aja.. hadeuuh.. aya2 we..
Is it hot in here or is it just me?Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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