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If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
Trust me, you really DON'T want to know what goes on in my head.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
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