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Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
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