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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 18
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
God, If you give us back 2pac, you can have Justin Bieber.
Possibility of dream come true makes life worth living.....
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people!
That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...
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