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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 18
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.
Talking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friends
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened!
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
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