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Don't dare to show me attitude, cus U won't be able to handle mine
Never say goodbye, because saying goodbay means going away... and going away means forgetting...
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.
The awkward moment when you accidentally open internet explorer.
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH
he is my only desire.
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