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Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Allergic? Yes.. To what? To people...Allergic? Yes.. To what? To people...
You know what really s*cks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think he might turn out to be different.You know what really s*cks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think he might turn out to be different.
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XDAre you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XD
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn MonroeA wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
Single, sexy and ready to party! :)Single, sexy and ready to party! :)
I hate those days when everything seems to go wrong.I hate those days when everything seems to go wrong.
Being SINGLE is a lot wiser than being in a WRONG relationship :)Being SINGLE is a lot wiser than being in a WRONG relationship :)
Pretending to read the birthday card after money's fallen out.Pretending to read the birthday card after money's fallen out.
Dont make someone a priority if they only make you an option ...Dont make someone a priority if they only make you an option ...
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