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We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
I still love you.. Why can't you understand this.? Maybe you don't love me anymore,but why can't you say that to me.? :((
Never wanted it to be so cold... You just didn't drink enough to say you love me...
That aqward moment when your friend hits on your Bf/gf and dosent know that your going out
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!
Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.
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