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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 132
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
Like if you don't smoke.
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
I'm tired of giving my heart away, it always comes back broken!
A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.
Why cheat? if your not happy, just leave.
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