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When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
* I love you * * No you don`t !! I love you more * * No, I love you more * LIKE if you ever had this argument :)* I love you * * No you don`t !! I love you more * * No, I love you more * LIKE if you ever had this argument :)
Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
"Who`s that?" "What are they doing?" "What`s happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie"."Who`s that?" "What are they doing?" "What`s happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive"."I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question"."You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
When younger kids get into an argument with you. B*tch, I`m older than you. Bring it on.When younger kids get into an argument with you. B*tch, I`m older than you. Bring it on.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.
That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
A good morning text does not only mean "Good morning". It has a silent, loving message that says..."I think of you when I wake up."A good morning text does not only mean "Good morning". It has a silent, loving message that says..."I think of you when I wake up."
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