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Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
LIKE IF you Re-reading old text messages because they make me smile.
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
I love it when bus drivers wave to each other
Having a heart attack when you realize you're sitting on your phone.
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