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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 23
Nasi pad*ng kok ada gorengan tempenya, udah macam warteg aja.. hadeuuh.. aya2 we..
God, If you give us back 2pac, you can have Justin Bieber.
Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
If you did not see it with your own eyes... or hear it with your own ears.... DONT invent it with your SMALL MIND and share it with your BIG MOUTH...! On the contrary ..Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you...!!?? DUH..! :D
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
terpaksa harus sendiri....
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing Em
When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3
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