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Snow... the only time 4 inches can make a girl excited.
If I WANTED you to read my texts, I would SHOW them to you!
When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile :)
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been.
Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
2011, please be good to me. :)
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
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