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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 27
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
"No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad".
I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by heart.
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
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