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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 86
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
The first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or pain
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
Turn your computer upside down and read this. ♥HCnW OS n 3AO7 I. LIKE if you tried :)
LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.``
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
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