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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 85
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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