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Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at itBelieveing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolismEating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Sitting on the couch and doing nothingSitting on the couch and doing nothing
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
"Shut up, you love it""Shut up, you love it"
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