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"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleeping but never want to go to bed early.
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older, it sucks.
Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
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