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"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
LIKE IF you Re-reading old text messages because they make me smile.
I Don't Hate You, I've Just Lost All Respect For You
I love it when bus drivers wave to each other
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