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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 78
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again
Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.
I don't have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can't handle.
- Eminem: I'm not afraid! - Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie!xD
Talking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friends
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
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