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Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
Being In A Relationship Where You Can Act Silly Together
Sorry. Edward Cullen Won’t Be Your Boyfriend. He Doesn’t Exist.
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