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Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
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Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
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My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
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I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
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The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
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...with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake...
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Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
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Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
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The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go
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Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
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