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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 92
Don't dare to show me attitude, cus U won't be able to handle mine
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
im so sexy
Take me drunk, I'm home!
Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.
hello my name is trace
The awkward moment when you accidentally open internet explorer.
lets go f**king mental.
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