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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 95
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
I am who I am, if you don't like me... That's your problem. ;)
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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